I've got a really short fuse and a very big mouth.: Archive

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Ding Dong! The Witch is dead...

Nobody killed her. She committed suicide…

Feb 1st

Jan 31st

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Get yer yah-yah's, get yer yah's, get yer...

Jan 31st

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There's no more illusions now, just my own...

Jan 31st

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Don't cry for me Argentina, the truth is I shall...

Jan 30th

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Tell me before I waltz out of your life, before...

Jan 30th

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Dear Madonna circa 1996

I believe you did a nice job playing Evita. I’ve never been a big fan of yours, I don’t own nay of your albums, and for a gay guy who enjoys dancing, you’ve never been my favorite. But I mut admite, you did a nice job. Redundant, yes, important hell yes, sober? not so much

Jan 30th

Never go with a hippie to a second location...

Jan 30th

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I pick up guys that are smart and funny and they...

Jan 30th

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México lindo y querido si muero lejos de tí, que...

Jan 30th

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We all have guilty pleasures, everything will be...

If you like crapy stuff its ok if you know that it is in fact crap…

Jan 30th

Vodka & coke & chunks of chocolate on it...

kryptonite! <3

Jan 29th

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So I'll let my walls come down...

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Jan 27th

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I need a drummer boy

A better drummer boy, pick up your stick… Hit me with your best shot!

Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

lunlanuit asked: ¿Por qué te quiero tanto? :3

Jan 24th

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The time has come for me to ponder

should I settle for second best or stay forever alone….

Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

Lucky

That’ll be the song… both parts…

Jan 22nd

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Jan 21st

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Yo le abro las patas a cualquiera, pero el corazón...

Jan 21st

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Jan 21st

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Dear Glee:

I believe you should destroy a Kylie Minogue song. She’s got the right amount of gayness to step into your show and tear it apart. So, you either do a cover or you do a Kylie episode, because quite frankly, your song choices, they have been , well, not so great, sure you had Teenage dream and I love you for that, but that Religion episode, like seriously? What were you thinking? Also you...

Jan 21st

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So the Catwoman/Anne Hathaway thing

I’m still pondering… I mean shes Anne (i so fucking love you) Hathaway! Even tho shes like really sweet, I dont think she’ll do a great job (altho I do hope so!) BUT I so want to watch her wearing the catwoman outfit! so i approve her being catwoman! I wouldnt mind her wearing the poison ivy outfit (specially the one from batman: the brave and the bold!)

Jan 20th

-ryan asked: No she's not. She's moving all her pregnancy videos to her thekandeeshow channel!

Jan 20th

-ryan asked: She's so cute and seems like quite possibly the nicest person ever. I'd die if I were to meet her. I'm not even interested in makeup, but her personality is just so magnetic!

Jan 20th

Nothing wrong with being a 22 year old gay man...

-ryan: No, nothing at all. well duh!!! she’s awesome! I love her, plus i’m always trying to make my mom watch her so she learns a thing or two…

Jan 20th